A Vampire's Guide to Longevity: The Mortal Manual, (Paperback)

<p>A vampire who has lived for over six hundred years turns his attention to the one thing immortality could never teach him - how to actually live.</p><p>Through twelve Acts exploring the body, appetite, breath, sleep, grief, love, and joy, the unnamed narrator examines modern wellness culture from the only perspective that could expose its deepest flaw: someone who achieved what everyone is chasing and discovered it wasn't the answer.</p><p>Part philosophical memoir, part field guide, part confession, the book moves through centuries of observation - from a farmhouse in Lyon to a cellar in Prague to a park bench in Tokyo - in a voice that is wry, intimate, and unexpectedly tender. Includes rituals, recipes, a dream diary, a glossary of mortal terms, and scientific footnotes, all filtered through the lens of an immortal who finally decided to say something.</p><p>This is not a book about living longer. It is about what you are missing while you try.</p>

• A Vampire's Guide to Longevity: The Mortal Manual, (Paperback)
• Author: Craig Goodwill
• ISBN: 9798904172480
• Format: Paperback
• Publication Date: 2026-04-25
• Page Count: 146